30 Sep 2009

W, T and F? No Really. The first horror film I really don't want to see

This is a barfer. Why this hasn't been in Hellblazer or filmed by Peter Cook I don't know.

From Shock Till You Drop's summary:

Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying make shift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins.However his three "patients" are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy "the human centipede".

The poster at http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39644247.html is the kicker though. It has the tagline of "100% medically accurate."