Fan Videos Week: Supergran, your time is up...

Credit to The Medium Is Not Enough's tremendous Rob Buckley for flagging this one up.

Describing itself as 'a unique self-funded sci-fi series from Scotland' (ie fan video) the guys behind it have made a cheap but very cheerful and surprisingly slick looking drama about Glasgow's demonically charged superhero, which includes guest appearances from Martin Compston and Colin McCredie (the former footballer in Sweet Sixteen and the gay one in Taggart respectively).

And fair play to the guys making it, like the previously mentioned Adventures of Stephen Brown, they've built up a loyal audience with resources begged, borrowed and paid for themselves. Season one's already out as a DVD box set with season two coming in the New Year.

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This could be the greatest night in the history of our sport...

Now that's what you call timing.

Virgin1 gets its hands on TNA Wrestling for the first time, and it's the week the Hulkster, the Immortal Hulk Hogan, the Orange Goblin.. call him what you will.  But it's the night probably the most famous pro-wrestler in history makes his TNA debut.

(Even though, strictly speaking, he actually appeared back in 2003, in an angle shot at the Tokyo Dome featuring him and Jeff Jarrett.  Specifically, this one:

But that's by the by)

It's a move that's caught everyone - fans and commentators alike - completely on the hop.  The first wind anyone got of it was when TNA banners were hung at Hogan's MSG press conference earlier today.  Hogan had a tour lined of Australia next year - as does TNA - and the immediate reaction was that this must be some kind of resource-pooling.  Or perhaps just a one-off stunt to promote his new autobiogrpahy.

It's still early days to know what the impact, for want of a better word, of Hogan moving to TNA will be. Indeed, to what extent he is joining the company.

Perhaps the only thing that's certain is that WWE won't take it lying down.  Much as Vince McMahon doesn't want to acknowledge the competition, that TNA is a show stuck in ratings limbo, and that Hogan is a 50-something in the midst of a messy and expensive divorce who can't even hit his trademark move because of injury and age...despite all that, expect the WWE to fire some kind of salvo across TNA's bow.  Because that's what McMahon does.

The gut reaction though is: Jesus Christ.  What is this, 2000?

Hogan, Nash and Sting on top, Russo and Ferrara booking, Bischoff in a production/advisory capacity and a rich money mark pumping in cash for washed up old former WWE names at the expense of the talented cruiserweight undercard, all for PPVs that couldn't draw flies?

Stamford may own the WCW trademarks, but by god TNA owns the legacy.

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Biddi Biddi F'n Biddi... Buck drops the F-bomb on the 25th Century

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K9 and (Pedigree) Chums


So this is the trailer for the new K9 and Friends TV series, made Down Under thanks to some rights-bending issues and a redesigned robot. Although John Leeson has wangled himself a role in it as the voice of the hovering tin dog - between that and the new Sarah Jane Adventures season, Mrs Ducker won't be worrying about paying the mortgage for a while.

As for the trailer itself ... hmm, not sure if Bryan Tyler's track War Begins (you know, the other music from the Star Trek trailer really fits it somehow.

Plus, you know, it also looks unutterably shit.

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W, T and F? No Really. The first horror film I really don't want to see

This is a barfer. Why this hasn't been in Hellblazer or filmed by Peter Cook I don't know.

From Shock Till You Drop's summary:

Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying make shift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins.However his three "patients" are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy "the human centipede".

The poster at http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/39644247.html is the kicker though. It has the tagline of "100% medically accurate."

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"Everyone's car drifts when you're a dinosaur dude"

Artist-fantastic and top drinker Mike Oeming sent this out there. It's the naffest video you'll see until Stargate: Universal comes out, but the lines at 3:10 onwards are just gold. I mean how can you not like a film with a line like "Everyone's car drifts when you're a dinosaur dude"?

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VIDEO FIND: 60 Seconds - 28 Days (later)

York University's filmmaking society do in 60 seconds what it took Danny Boyle the best part of two hours to do. Without any of Alex Garland's wanky dialogue, and with the added bonus of a calypso version of In The House In A Heartbeat.

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Law and Order: Gotham City

 

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VIDEO FIND: Too soon? 9/11 - the Stormtrooper version

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OBSESSION: The Adventures of Stephen Brown

For years now, I've had this weird thing about The Adventures of Stephen Brown.
 
Bit of context. A couple of years back, staying at my parents, I was flicking about on the TV late at night. And I found this TV show by mistake.
It airing on SixTV - the local public access-style network serving Oxfordshire - and it was called The Adventures of Stephen Brown.
 
The show seemed to have been made for about 50p and a roll of gaffer tape, yet it was a quirky, likeably amateurish attempt at apparently doing Doctor Who with the serial numbers sawn off.
 
Once you got past the surprisingly slick CGI opening sequence, what was left was was creaky, and hackneyed, and very very cheap looking.
 
And I kept watching. Each time I was in the area, I caught it. It was one of those shows that'd be on as I was getting into bed, or when I was getting back in from the pub with the old man.
 
It's the weirdest show, too. It's like someone trying to do a BBV fan video. A Doctor Who knock-off without ever using the words Doctor or Who in the titles. Tin foil costumes and bin-headed robots. It was like watching Manpuncher v Boxhead, but for real.
 
But it was also made with passion, and charm, and an attention to detail in writing and performance that belied its zero-budget ultra-local telly origins.
 
Various episodes have leaked out onto the web now, either via DVD or YouTube. And there's worse ways to spend a half hour than frootling about watching clips from it.
 

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