So this is the trailer for the new K9 and Friends TV series, made Down Under thanks to some rights-bending issues and a redesigned robot. Although John Leeson has wangled himself a role in it as the voice of the hovering tin dog - between that and the new Sarah Jane Adventures season, Mrs Ducker won't be worrying about paying the mortgage for a while.

As for the trailer itself ... hmm, not sure if Bryan Tyler's track War Begins (you know, the other music from the Star Trek trailer really fits it somehow.

Plus, you know, it also looks unutterably shit.