Craig and Iain return for a semi-drunken grumble through the last few week's cult film and telly. In news, we've got the Dr Who trailer, another outing for Scream, Glasgow's FrightFest, Twiglet's Kristen Stewart up for Lara Croft, and the return of 80s classic Street Hawk.

Plus, we cast a discerningly grumpy gaze over Avatar, Caprica, Burn Notice, Day of the Triffids and Unwritten, bring into question someone's parenting skills, and ponder what would happen if Lost went all Sliding Doors...