Seriously though, the only good moment of the BAFTAs - other than James Cameron getting royally shafted by the Academy - was seeing the former Zowie Bowie's acceptance speech after picking up the Carl Foreman award for best British debut.

Moon is a genuinely wonderful film that got nowhere near the awards love it deserved, and was clearly a labour of love for Jones. So well done - you deserve your award, not least for bringing a genuine moment of emotion to the usual night of 'ohmygosh' platitudes.