This hand-crafted necklace, currently up for grabs on Etsy for twenty bucks a pop (or should that be poop), can be yours, should you wish a tasteful, Elizabeth Duke style recreation of Tom Six's horror flick.
You can, of course, get Craig's review of The Human Centipede on Thumbcast 11.
Words fail me. My favourite brand of trainers not so much sullied as having the sole stripped out of them.
Get it? Sole? Oh please yourself. Tough crowd.
Anyway, as if there wasn't enough reasons to hate Twiglet fans, now there's this. Thank fuck Tennant never had to wear these on Dr Who...
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