William Shatner sings the entrance music of the WWE - no, really!

 

Well, when I say sing, it's in that unique Shatner non-singing way of performing.  Obviously.

His rendition of Rey Mysterio's theme is something that will haunt me for a long time.

If this CD isn't available by WrestleMania I will be a very, very unhappy man indeed.

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Posted 4 days ago by Iain Hepburn 

Oscar om-nom-nominations

Avatar then.

Looks like a clean sweep for the tech awards if nothing else.

Fascinating to see the District 9 love too. Not what you'd bank on as an Oscar-style flick. Are genre movies the new mainstream??

The Thumbcast is going to stick it's neck out and predict wins for Smurfgully: The Last Smurfforest in best art direction, best cinematorgraphy, best director and best visual effects.
Transformers is incredibly nominated for best sound mixing, which comes as a surprise to us - we figured the sound had been mixed through a concrete churner.

It's got to be in with a shout of clearing up at the Rassies though. Megan Fox for worst actress? We'll give that a thumbs up.

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Caprica: Danielle Steel's Futurama

After nearly a year of waiting, the first episode proper of Ronald D Moore's Battlestar Galactica prequel finally hits.  The pilot, of course, has been kicking about for ages, and Craig and I reviewed it on an earlier edition of The Thumbcast.

So.  What can I find to say about this one?  Well, how about - it could be worse.

The first episode of the full series, Rebirth, managed to be simultaneously denser and yet more dim than the pilot.  A strangely paced, strangely toned piece of drama, it's one part BSG, one part Futurama and three parts Danielle Steel potboiler, with a healthy dose of post 9/11 terrorism angst thrown in for good measure.

For those who've missed the set-up, it's the tale of two families - the Graystones and the Adamas.  Yes, that Adama.  William is present and correct, although here he's a rebellious young teenager rather than the grumpy Admiral we'll come to know and love.  And young Bill is following his own version of the Godfather, for it turns out his immigrant family may not be especially wealthy, but they're certainly made - with his Josh Charles lookalike uncle starting to indoctrinate him in the ways of the Caprican equivalent of the Cosa Nostra, while his lawyer father tries to keep him on the straight and narrow.

The Adama clan's path crosses with that of the Graystones (posh, sporty and ginger) after a suicide bombing involving the latter's daughter kills Jnr Admiral Bill's sister and mum.  Zoe Graystone, it turns out, belonged to a monotheistic cult opposed to the polytheistic world view.

Yeah.  Stop us if you've heard this one before.

So it turns out Zoe's a bigger computer whizz than her Cylon-building dad, and ends up finding a way of creating a virtual version of herself in what's basically the godawful rave sequence from The Matrix 2: Dot Matrix.  Which then ends up inside the body of the prototype Cylon, imbuing it with the artificial intelligence of a recently martyred, pubescent, hormonal teenage girl.

And hilarity ensues.

Oh, and the world looks like late 1950s America.  In Space.  With Robots.

As with all prequels, part of the fun of Caprica comes from trying to work out how we get from this point here - the stroppy teenage Centurion - to fifty years hence, when human-guised infiltrators are bombing the shit out of the colonies with nukes.  And ideally we'd like to get there, to misquote Douglas Adams, without all that tedious mucking about in cyberspace.

To be fair, Caprica's not exactly a bad show.  It's well written, well acted, has some nice special effects and all in all looks and feels the part.  But there's just so much going on.  I'm all for densely plotted drama, but from minute one you've got the conflict beween Adama's lawyer dad and his gangster brother, the Adamas and Graystones' grief for their lost family members, the monotheist v polytheist argument, a dodgy teacher apparently setting up Zoe's BFF with one of her many husbands, said teacher being a crackhead, the marital strife between the Graystones, the emerging development of the Cylons, Zoe's double life, Zoe's NEW double life as a Cylon... all that in the first 45 minutes.

In his rightly acclaimed defence on here of Edge of Darkness, Frank Collins talks succinctly of the way old television drama wasn't afraid to let stories unfold slowly, and not throw everything and the kitchen sink at the viewers in a desperate bid to hook them.  At times Caprica feels like the opposite.  It feels like we're getting bombarded to an almost dizzying extent by both short and long-term plotlines.  Hence the comparison to Danielle Steel.  Or, perhaps more pertinently, Dallas and Dynasty.  Glossy, plot-heavy, slightly ridiculous family feuding and potboiling soap-opera drama.  I appreciate the need to set up where the show's going.  But all at the same time?

Two lovely touches though, just clever things which made me smile.  Rather than use the CGI Cylon skeleton all the time, we switch between the robot frame and actress Alessandra Torresani, who plays Zoe, a useful reminder of the duel nature of her personality in the show.  And in the lab sequence, Eric Stoltz' tinkling on the piano is the familiar overture to the original BSG series from the 70s - the bit that played out under Pat McNee's 'Life here began out there...' speech.

It'll be interesting to see how Caprica develops once it settles down and doesn't try to do so much at once.  Although if that's the worst of its crimes, then it already has the advantage over the tedious V.

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Posted 4 days ago by Iain Hepburn 

Caprica - a world desperately in need of better subs

Hat-tip to SFX's Jayne Nelson for spotting the Grauniad-level crapness at the Caprican. Presumably they fired all their subs and outsourced page design to a call centre too.

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Posted 7 days ago by Iain Hepburn 

Oh Jesus no... it's Twiglet Converse

Words fail me. My favourite brand of trainers not so much sullied as having the sole stripped out of them.

Get it? Sole? Oh please yourself. Tough crowd.

Anyway, as if there wasn't enough reasons to hate Twiglet fans, now there's this. Thank fuck Tennant never had to wear these on Dr Who...

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Guest blog: The Quality Of Television Is Not Strained

When we saw the Grauniad doing their usual patronising nonsense towards the old BBC version of Edge of Darkness (as opposed to the new movie, famously described as a vigilante thriller by fat Irish tosser and Murdoch shill Eamonn Holmes earlier this week) we were spitting feathers over on Twitter

And we weren't alone.  Among those offended by the Guardian's 'if it's not the Wire it doesn't count' attitude was our old chum Frank Collinsacclaimed TV blogger and contributor to the Dr Who site Behind the Sofa.  So we asked him for a couple of words on the nonsense they'd written.

Instead he delivered this.  We run it in full with great thanks to Frank, and the disclaimer that it's probably the only time you'll see anything quite as reasoned, intelligent and well written on TheThumbcast.com.  Cheers Frank - you're making us look vaguely respectable.

When “The Guardian's top 50 television dramas of all time” list ran on their TV&Radio Blog on the 12th January many commentators were quick to voice their incredulity that Edge Of Darkness, Troy Kennedy Martin’s groundbreaking nuclear thriller cum eco-parable from 1985 hadn’t made the list. To add insult to injury it was dismissed from the list, along with several other programmes, because only two of the TV critics indulging in this exercise had voted for it and “on the basis that these (programmes) were the hobby horses of fanatics”. 

This obviously ruffled some feathers, including mine, and on the 20th January the TV&Radio Blog responded by including the series in its TV Club discussion. An analysis of the first episode of, what is considered by most discerning folk, a great drama using some rather tired and clichéd yardsticks was offered as some form of recompense to the already aggrieved. 

Edge Of Darkness is now, without a doubt, preserved within that catch all descriptor of ‘archive television’, which these days seems to denote anything not made in the last five years. Well, at least nothing that matches up to The Wire, which The Guardian seems to believe is the ultimate television text in front of which all other television drama must prostrate itself and deem itself not worthy. If anything could be described as a ‘hobby horse of fanatics’ then it has to be The Wire. HBO’s much acclaimed drama has been the centre of attention of many mealy mouthed media suitors who have used it as an excuse to snobbishly look down their noses at those unfortunate social pariahs who either didn’t think it was that good or hadn’t watched it at all. A case of an over hyped Noughties drama used as a discriminating principle to sort the boys from the men when it comes to assessing all good television drama, then?

Edge Of Darkness and The Wire are chalk and cheese as far as their actual conception, production and execution are concerned. I’d argue they’re both very comfortably situated, and appreciated, within the continuum of ‘quality television’ but because one is made in the 1980s then it simply can’t be as good as the other, can it?  TV Club reviewer John Crace seems to take the attitude that Edge Of Darkness is some doddery old pensioner that’s worth patronising on this occasion because its narrative moves more slowly, at best describing the first episode with, “There are no quick-cut scenes here. Budgets were larger and audiences less TV literate (or presumed to be), so each shot seems to last an age and the narrative develops leisurely.” 

Surely, the shoe is on the other foot here? Most contemporary drama is edited within an inch of its life for fear of actually losing the precious viewer, A viewer often held hostage to fortune because many of today’s television dramas tend to believe that surface is preferable to depth. Narrative is often driven on by a series of short scenes somersaulting over each other to get to the moral lesson some 50 minutes later and accompanied with music cues that tell the audience what to feel at any given moment. Back in1985 we had decent enough attention spans, we were literate viewers and we were given an opportunity to feel on our own terms (after all, I was there). Edge Of Darkness was not about presuming the audience were tele-illiterates; quite the opposite if you look at how many critics of the time clearly saw it as an example of ‘quality television’ and how, as John Caughie in his BFI TV Classics: Edge Darkness (BFI 2007) notes, looking at the development of British television drama, it can be “seen stylistically as the result of a very productive creative tension between a popular television drama and a directors’ cinema.”

It was a critical and popular success (a rapid repeat on BBC1 after its original transmission on BBC2 was almost unheard of back in 1985) which any drama would give its eye teeth for these days, including The Wire (where, on transmission its critical success far outweighed the impact of its rather lacklustre viewing figures). I would also argue that even The Wire is fairly slow in comparison with other contemporaneous dramas (compare it to Fox’s hyperactive 24 for example) and it too is surely burdened by the same critical worthiness proscribed to Edge Of Darkness. Equally, Edge Of Darkness was lauded as much, by critics and academics, for its own radical approach to making drama. 

I’m not sure what John Crace really expected. His critique is based on an assumption about the age of the programme and how it was made but without offering little other context. If you look at the Top 50 list there are plenty of other examples from television made in the same period that shows that this particular group of critics are happy to place Brideshead Revisited, surely one of the slowest paced and indulgent television dramas on the list, in second place below that drama ‘du jour’, The Sopranos. So when a programme was made shouldn’t really come into it and if you’re a decent enough TV critic then surely you should analyse a drama series based on how effective the actual drama is rather than use a description of “union meeting rooms, student bars, driving rain and soggy cigarettes” as what you think is significant in a television programme made in 1985.

Watching ‘old television’ is not always an exercise of finger pointing at how slow scenes are, how poor the production values are or how ‘retro’ it all seems. These should be contextual givens to be easily hurdled over and to offer them up as a supposedly decent analysis in lieu of any proper examination of why Edge Of Darkness is seen as ‘quality television’ seems rather condescending. Similarly, isn’t it a bit glib of John Crace to dismiss swathes of other 1980s drama with “was it just that everything else on TV at the time was a bit rubbish?” when putting Edge Of Darkness in its place in television history. Within the same period of its original broadcast we had Potter’s The Singing Detective, The Jewel In The Crown, The Life And Loves Of A She Devil and The Monocled Mutineer, Hardly a cultural desert. Memory is an unreliable witness, I’ll agree, and every decade is littered with dramas and comedies that don’t stand the test of time but to dismiss the entire output of the period is terribly shortsighted. 

His worst sin is to criticise the drama’s imagery within the context of today’s rapid fire, blink and you’ll miss it, visual manipulation and to attach a meaning to some of the images that has clearly not been thought through. He dismisses the repetitive use of shots of the trains carrying radioactive material around the country as a simplistic signifier that “we are watching a serious eco-thriller”. John Caughie’s book about Edge Of Darkness offers us both an analysis of its visual and narrative significance that goes beyond those expectations:

“The train carrying the container runs through the narrative like the musical motif that accompanies it (Michael Kamen and Eric Clapton’s incidental music), a figurative image rather than a literal one, a recurrent metaphor without a narrative cause or effect, binding together London, the North and Northmoor.” 

That train forms a direct line through the narrative, which is itself non-linear, is structurally entirely fitting with the messy paranoia of the conspiracy thriller mode, and pegs the chapters of the Edge Of Darkness novel together. It’s a single rhythmic note, a repeated meme, in the story and reflects the lead character Craven’s own one-track obsession in trying to piece the convoluted story together. 

Edge Of Darkness was a breakthrough for television drama as it did symbolise the move away from the theatrically styled ‘single play’, a standard trope of British television production, and towards a form of television drama that was more cinematic and more novelistic in its approach to narrative and the possibilities of the television medium. Historically, it also synthesised within its political thriller and eco parable format the political landscape of Britain stretching from the mid -1960s to the mid-1980s. It’s the lasting statement of Troy Kennedy Martin, a writer who championed an auteur form of television that would match similar forms within cinema. 

Rightly, Crace does praise the first episode, particularly its atmosphere and the central performance from Bob Peck but his review of the episode is problematic when you seek to analyse Edge Of Darkness as a whole. By its nature the series is novelistic, with distinct chapters, and it reveals its narrative and visual pleasures by necessitating a complete viewing of all six episodes. Crace’s review is somewhat reflective of similar reviews in 1985 when a weekly episode-by-episode viewing (no PVRs or BBC iPlayer existed then) generated as many negative reviews as there were positive. What Crace does ultimately flag up is the problematic act of reviewing television made nearly 25 years ago, how dramas must be judged on their own merits without the baggage of comparison to today’s glossy production standards and how, in the end, a critic can communicate to readers why a drama made in 1985 retains the accolade of ‘quality television’. 

Whilst I wouldn’t expect him to pursue the likely perceived pretentiousness of John Caughie’s in depth academic analysis, by simply trotting out a review that sums up the first episode as ‘it’s so 80s, it’s slow and there are too many shots of trains in it’ you won’t convince anyone wondering what the fuss is about to go and watch a brilliant piece of British television drama. 

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Can vampires survive a zombie apocalypse?

Look, it might not seem relevant right now, but what happens if one day we discover vampires are real and then zombies kick bite-off the next day? Would we all be hosed? Southern Fried Science (gotta love that name) has the answer. More cheerful than a double-bill of watching The Road and Children of Men for sure!

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Outcasts: So just which crap 90s SFTV shows have Kudos cannibalised for this one then?

Auntie Beeb announced yesterday it's latest sci-fi telly commission.  Outcasts - from the people that brought you Spooks, Hustle and Life on Mars.

The eight-part series, created by Ben Richards (who, along with Howard Breton, tended to write Spooks' interesting episodes back in the early days), is about the last group of humans heading to a planet which has been recolonised by the population of a dying Earth.

And here's how the BBC press release puts it...

Set in 2040, Outcasts begins on the day the last known transporter from Earth arrives, prompting great excitement on the new planet: Who is on board? Friends and loved ones? Important supplies and news from Earth? But also many questions: Will the new people bring the problems of Earth with them? Will the mistakes that destroyed Earth be repeated? Will the arrival of a new, would-be leader, rock the fragile and precarious equilibrium of our fresh, unified and courageous new world?

And, most importantly of all, how do you create a new and a better world?

So, the life and loves of a bunch of spaceship travellers, heading for a new Earth?

Sounds awfully familiar.

Now, we like Defying Gravity.  And we like Earth 2.  But whi...

No, wait, actually that's bollocks.  We like Defying Gravity.  But Earth 2 - from seaQuest and Dr Who TVM supremo Phil the Seagull - was unmitigated bollocks.

But let's give Kudos the benefit of the doubt.  They've done well plundering old TV shows and giving them an updated spin.  So they might yet get away with this one...

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I love it when a plan comes together: The new A Team movie trailer revealed

Interesting.  Director Joe Carnahan seems to be going for a retro feel, despite the obvious nods to updating it, with the look of the characters being as preserved as much as anything else.

 

 

Quinton as BA looks badass, though not sure he really suits the mohawk.  

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If Facebook existed in the Doctor Who universe

 

Originally found at Holy Moly.  Well done them.  

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